MISC.
Tabletop Roleplay ideas, poems, and other things difficult to category.
Tabletop Roleplay ideas, poems, and other things difficult to category.
The attendees of Man Weekend 2026 could rob you and there’s nothing you could do about it.
Be grateful they’re all righteous men of principle.
Despite a name which may conjure up images of “masculinity retreats” where broken men go to explore their feelings and “become a real man through healing their divine masculine” Man Weekend (hosted by Modern Agonistics, or agnostics depending on your reading level) is a real deal training event for any man who wants to become more dangerous.
Despite many blows to the head I remember most of the three days, which brought together a wide array of skilled fighters and instructors. Also in attendance was a strong contingent of writers, making it (in the words of Dr. Breck) as much of a writer’s conference as a fighting seminar. I agreed to fight a five round boxing match on Saturday for the Man Weekend title. I was fighting Sean, who cut significant weight and fought orthodox (not his preferred southpaw) to allow me a slim chance.
The weather was cold, wet and grey, which was blamed on the pagans in attendance. It created a dramatic atmosphere in the thick spring woods surrounding the house where the activities were centered. Thursday night I arrived after dark, coming into the house like a guest in the longhouse of a Viking king, finding it full of guys who were ready (and able ) to fight. The welcome was warm. I slept out on the grass in a tent listening to the incessant rain and the occasional cries of the neighboring rooster.
Man Weekend has only one requirement for attendance, you must fight. This has a strong weeding-out effect; keeping away posers, cowards, and tourists. The men there were a motley bunch, but all part of the select few in modern society who will willingly engage in violence. A shrinking percentage of men willing to enter the arena, and I was proud to know every one of them.
Friday we trained. Everything was covered. Firearms, boxing, wrestling, stick-fighting, HEMA, machetes, jiu jitsu, knives. All aspects of violence were drilled, sparred, and discussed. The instruction was excellent for beginners and advanced fighters alike, everyone helped each other to get the most out of the training and encouraged maximum participation. I did several rounds of boxing to prepare me for my fight, and a whole array of improvised weapons with James LaFond (special thanks to Richard Barrett for bringing the rebar).
Saturday was fight day. Boxing came first, with a few warm-up rounds for Sean and myself interspersed with a bunch of one-off rounds for everyone and a multi-round spat for Alex the jiujitsu coach, who stayed in and took a new opponent every minute. The title fight was excellent, Sean beat me by decision but it wasn’t an easy victory. I am honored to have shared the ring with him. You can find the video on the Sevier Knox Agonistics YouTube page.
After boxing came stick, in which most participated, then steel and miscellaneous weapons. I did a few fun spear and shield fights with Adam the Line Sergeant. Then there was the battle. Pagans versus Christians, on a narrow spit of land between two ponds. 4v4 with spear, sticks, and shields. The Christians took it 2 out of 3 but I hear the pagans are regrouping and preparing already to redouble their attacks…
Finally we did a small jiu-jitsu tournament, with some stiff competition. I wound up taking on Sean again to secure 3rd place, a small consolation for my earlier beatdown. We then ate pizza and talked late into the night, as warriors should, on an array of intellectual (and not so intellectual) topics. Jeth Randolph of the One in One journal informed me of the importance of looking “Hench”, something which I encourage anyone reading this to do.
Sore, bruised, and elated I recall this weekend. Anyone who has the opportunity and the will to attend should. It was a rare experience and an honor to have been invited. Training for next year begins now.
I was also greatly encouraged that many in attendance had read and enjoyed my work, particularly Reavers of the Coast. The tale of Captain Vane will continue soon!
James LaFond visited me recently and we took the opportunity to discuss some of our mutual interests inbetween injring eachother with machetes. The first such conversation is on Robert E. Howard's character of Conan and his influence on our lives.
3 September 25
Somewhere, Utah
Coyotes are howling in the desert, and the moon is a bright waxing gibus. I finished reading King of Dogs by Andrew Edwards today, gifted to me by a friend who goes by the name of SurfbortCowboy on twitter. He graciously took the time to show me around while I’ve been in Utah, and he is the real article. So when he suggested I read this book and brought me a signed copy on our second meeting, there was no doubt it would be the real article too.
It is. I finished the book in about two weeks (which at my normal pace of reading is lightning fast) staying up multiple nights until 1 or 2 AM unable to put it down. The pace is perfect, keeping you on your toes, gripping you into the action, and challenging your philosophical stances simultaneously. All to the moody backdrop of the American Southwest, centered on the hippie outdoor city of Moab, Utah.It is equal parts adventure story and philosophy treatise, thanks to the main character Grayson.
Grayson is what you would get if you combined Jason Bourne, Ed Calderon, and an Orthodox monk in a lab. He is methodical, precise, adaptable, and unwavering in his moral conviction. Father to a stillborn child and a widow by suicide, he begins the book making a deathbed promise to his best friend to protect a family and their child and get them out of Moab before it is overrun. The America Grayson inhabits is falling apart, in an unsettlingly believable way. Law and order is weak, institutional trust evaporated. Private interests and foreign governments vie for control, and the destruction of small towns in the desert is not out of the question. So when the “virginia boys” show up, it is only a matter of time.
The story is punctuated with long dream sequences reminiscent of the otherworldly visions of Agent Dale Cooper in David Lynch’s Twin Peaks. The scenes come and go without warning, but never abruptly, adding a mystical and supernatural element to the story. Grayson is a man of the spirit and the body. Often indulging in long theological contemplations during lulls in the action. This only gives greater gravitas to his actions later in the book. He is not there to debate.
I heartily recommend this book to any reader of action fiction, or anyone looking for a fresh exciting story. It can be found here:
https://www.goldengoatguild.net/
The greatest Christmas gift I ever received…
Of all the presents; stocking stuffers,
Toys, things of wood, of shining metal.
Precious things, games to play, books to read,
Places to see.
What among these, this vast hoard of treasures
Which would rival the fattest trove of any devious dragon,
What could claim to be the best?
To stand above the rest in singular distinction?
For its wonder, its beauty, its function?
Perhaps the most valuable, or largest, or rarest?
Perhaps, it cannot be held.
Or seen, or heard, or smelled.
No it cannot even be felt, but it summons feelings.
The greatest Christmas gifts of all,
More precious than any kingly crown, are memories.
Memories of many presents yes,
Of feasts and festivities.
Fires which warm from within in cold months and cold places.
Memories hold the presents and the foods and happily recalled feelings,
And so much more, none so singularly recalled.
Christmas memories are glimpses of candlelit churches,
With the smell of fresh trees, and the quiet of new fallen snow.
Smiling faces, lit by many twinkling lights on grand boughs,
Dressed up for the season.
There are tastes, of fresh baked cookies, sumptuous roasts,
Right along with th jokes told around the table,
And the Christmas films that never get old.
Always reminding us of the true meaning of Christmas
Memories hold the joy and anticipation,
Building right from putting up the first decorations
To a child who can't fall asleep on Christmas eve.
Warm fires and music that carries the spirit of the season in every note.
Love and Joy, happiness and even some sadness.
These make the memories, so eagerly recollected,
Like warmly lit windows on a frigid night.
Carrying one, wherever they may be,
To that place and those people most dear.
It is a gift which takes years to give, with much work, patience, and love.
But its value is greater than any gold, frankincense, or myrrh.
Truly blessed are we, and thankful,
Who have received such a treasure.
A treasure which only grows in value, and can never be spent up.
In our hearts is the wealth and glory of Christmas.
May it grow and grow with each passing year as we remember,
And in good cheer make greater and more wonderful our treasure.
We give this to each other.
Merry Christmas.
A valley littered with bones
Scattered upon the earth like piled stones
Grinning skulls and sun-bleached backs
Wind whistling in empty chests, ribs full of cracks
From the blow of sword and mace
The remnants of a long forgotten race
Left to rot in the fields
With shattered spears and splintered shields
Who were they? Who so long ago
Fought to the last against the merciless foe
That left them dead where they lay
Food for ravens and beasts of prey
Wolves lapped up their blood and flesh
The worms and flies devoured the rest
Leaving only skeletons behind
The only thing left to remind;
The world that they fought and died there
Now only empty sockets stare
At the sky over the field of slaughter
Where wind and snow, sun and water
Wore away the rest
Not maille or standard nor helm with painted crest
Survived the weathering of years
None remain to over them shed tears
Valiant men once strong and bold
Now only bones withering in the mould
I was taken from the Earth.
A stone smelted to reveal its worth.
Beaten by hammers, plunged in fire.
Shaped for warrior’s desire.
An edge I was given, sharp and keen.
Polished, balanced, and pristine.
A companion was made of wood and leather.
To keep me sharp, out of the weather.
I reflected like a mirror.
The deeds of those who held me near.
Given first to a king of old.
In battle brave and bold.
His foes trembled at his feet.
Before my edge their neck would meet.
A spear struck him in the breast.
My blade shone the faces of those who put him to rest.
I was not burned with him on the pyre.
But given to his son, me did he so admire.
I have been given I have been taken.
Looted from fields of death, forsaken.
Pirates, soldiers, knights, and kings.
Held me high and felt my stings.
On my blade reflected campfires, palaces, mountains, and seas.
Faces of triumph, of fear; men brought to their knees.
I have fed on blood and steel.
Edges chipped from the sanguine meal.
They sealed me away inside a tomb.
In dark and damp by rust consumed.
My stories lost with the lives I took.
Nevermore will hating eyes upon me look.
Sinking away into the soil.
Perhaps I shall be made again by toil.
The silence is broken, other projects will be updated soon. The nature of my work calls me away for periods of time, but while I yet live I will always return.
LaFond honors me with a profile:
https://www.jameslafond.com/article.php?id=14160
He is a truly gracious man and one who lives with the courage of his convictions. A rare breed and one of the last true warriors. Read his work and be inspired!
Spring. The air is cool, the morning light is pink and pale. Small white flowers form a carpet around trees still bare from winter only recently departed.
I see her there. Flushed and fair. Glowing in that tender light, which morning only produces. She wears no smile on her lips, nor any expression on her brow. There is no need, peace prevails .
Birds sing gently through the boughs and branches. Each playing their part in the rich symphony. The flowers sway in a light breeze.
There are her eyes, searching in their depth. Like a purling stream in green and blue and gray. Now glancing from petal to branch, trunk to sky. Looking for nothing.
Hair pours down her back, long and full. Only a few strands disturbed by the breeze. Golden-brown and shining like a wood finely polished.
Softly her breast rises and falls with slowly drawn breaths. As she steps with care and grace among the blooms. I watch her pass behind a tree, she is gone. The birds are singing.
A paper about the practice of feasting in Viking Age Scandinavia and its peculiarities compared to other cultures.
https://crosssection.gns.wisc.edu/2019/11/11/a-toast-from-the-high-seat-the-feast-in-the-viking-age/
A spear with a shaft made of the wood of a still-living sacred ancient oak. The shaft is intricately carved with runes and animal figures.
The head is fine steel but can become dull and break like any metal.
The wood never chips or splinters, and metal weapons bounce off of it as if it were stone, but it is as flexible, springy, and light as the best wood.
It is said that it can be broken, but a giant would have trouble breaking this shaft.
If the oak dies the spear loses these properties.
Grappling is often over-simplified in roleplay gaming and does not offer the possibilities it does in reality. This is an attempt to fix that.
A skilled grappler can manipulate their opponent in myriad ways not limited to pinning and restraining. Depending on style they can break limbs, inflict damage by smashing their opponent on the ground, strangle them, or put them in a weaker position to be finished off with a weapon.
Grappling is a crucial part of armed combat and neglecting it makes for a less dynamic and believable game.
More versatile grappling rules enhance gameplay and player agency, opening up many new possibilities in combat and non-lethal encounters.
5E:
Everyone is a Grappler
Grappling/wrestling/open-handed-fighting is not the purview of one class or style of fighting, it may be necessary for any archetype of adventurer to engage in grappling at some point. This is a key aspect of close quarters fighting.
A strong character might grapple to push opponents around or hold them close to strike an opponent who would otherwise run, a more dexterous character might use it to off balance or trip opponents and give themselves and their teammates advantage, while a weaker character might only grapple to disengage from others’ attempts to wrestle them.
The feat would read:
You’ve developed the skills necessary to hold your own in close-quarters grappling. You gain the following benefits:
-increase your strength by 1 to a total of 20
-You have advantage on attack rolls against a creature you are grappling.
-You have advantage on grapple attempts and escaping from a grapple
-You can attempt joint locks, pins/restraints, power-throws, or strangles
The damage done by different types of grappling have different effects and durations. Joint lock damage (1d8+strength or dexterity) decreases movement or denies use of a limb and is only recovered through magical healing or several months of recovery. Power throws deal bludgeoning damage modified by the thrower’s strength or dexterity (1d10) critical hits have a chance to knock the one being thrown unconscious (if damage exceeds half their HP). Strangles act as a silence, if you take damage while strangling make a constitution save to maintain.